So, I watched Bedtime Stories with Adam Sandler and it was okay. I liked it. Now I kinda want to tell my own little story. I hope it doesn't waste too much of your time.
Long long ago in a far away land there was a fair maiden with flowing blonde hair and sparkling green eyes. This maiden was a peasant and didn't have much money because her father was a farmer and the past year's crop was very small, but she loved her daddy. Her daddy always took care of her, but to keep her from being too sheltered, he made her do some work around the farm. Her favorite job was tending to the horses. Her own horse was a bay stallion with a mane of white, this horse had a secret that no one knew but the other horses. He was a king.
This fair maiden had a dream about a prince from another kingdom. He was very tall and had chestnut colored hair and a very good looking butt from riding his horse all around his land hunting. The fair maiden was riding her stallion one day when she happened to see a man on a horse a distance away. Little did she know this was the prince of her dreams.
Seeing this lady of the land, he rode over to her and her beautiful horse.
"Good evening fair lady, where might I be? I happened to have gotten of the trail I was taking to my castle. I am very tired and hungry, is there any tavern near to rest my weary body?"
"Yes sir, my father and I would love to have you for dinner tonight. He was planning on fixing chicken and corn for dinner. We have a spare bed where my sister used to sleep before she got married. Would you be interested in staying at a poor peasant's house. We wouldn't charge you if you let me look at your behind (she didn't really say this out loud.)"
He thanked her greatly and didn't question furthermore about his location and rode with her to her house.
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE... A MIDNIGHT KISS.
to be honest, I am just making it up as I go along.
Seale
Sunday, April 5, 2009
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